Monday, November 23, 2009
More Cupcake Outtakes / Prayer Haiku
Hit counts indicate the last one was the second-most popular post on my blog ever. Objectification really works! But don't forget to read my poetry, too. Here's some whore-ified haiku to help make the transition easier. All photos credited to Kendra Schirmer.
Sweet Saviour, bless my
clitoris with infinite
vibrating power.
Oh God, I know of
absolutely nothing worse
than a flaccid cock.
Creator, I am
not sorry for anything
I put in myself.
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2 footnotes:
how 'bout we make a calendar--pin-up girls in grad school. we'd make a fortune... there could be a companion poetry series.
PERRA. ninfobitch is my english teacher at csc.
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